How to Go “Beer Fishing” beer Fishing in Pattaya

Engage in the timeless art of “Beer Fishing” in urban college areas! Entertain yourself and your friends endlessly with this simple technique on Friday or Saturday nights…
Steps

1. Obtain nylon fishing wire, or any sturdy but colorless thread
   such as those used in fishing, or sturdy nylon sewing thread.
2. A fishing pole is optional for added effect.
3. Position the ‘beer fishermen’ on a 2nd floor porch, catwalk, or
   large open window.
4. Grab a can of your legally obtained cheap beer. Depending on
   the strength of the thread, use a full can, or if necessary, a
   drained one without the top opened.
5. Secure the can by wrapping the nylon around the circumference
   of the can and tying using the tab.
6. Carefully toss the can in an obvious place on the sidewalk
   along a well-traveled route for underage partygoers (”Party
   Trains”).
7. Wait for the ‘fish’ to notice the apparently free unopened can
   of fresh beer ready for the taking. Usually, the people in the
   front of the group are more aggressive and thirsty.
8. Carefully wait for the fish to bend over to pick up the ‘free
   beer.’
9. Before he grasps it, tug on the line. Repeat as long as
   possible until the idiot figures out that the bait is not jumping
   away on its own. You might even pull the cord too hard resulting in
   the ‘fish’ being sprayed with foam!
10. Meanwhile, your guests are enjoying this from the balcony and
    going nuts with laughter. This is a great time for home movies or
    photos of the fish chasing the Possessed Beverage